You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
- Immortal: Would you put this banana sword in your mouth?
- Sly: *mouth noises*
- Kevin: Ohhh, man.
- Sly: Kay. Wait wait wait. Let's go over there real quick. Let's go over there. *goes behind a tree*
- Immortal: *follows*
- Steven: Whoa, what's going on in Daily?
- Immortal: We're about to fulfill some fan fictions. *shakes banana sword*
- Sly: I've been dreaming about this. *mouth noises* You want the green banana? *shakes green sword*
- Immortal: Mmm.
- Sly: Turn- turn- turn- around. Turn around. I'm gonna give you the green sword. You've been naughty.
- Immortal: NNNN!
- Sly: YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY!
- Immortal: WHAT THE FUCK?!
- Sly: I'M COMING, I'M COMING! *throws cooked meat everywhere*
- Immortal: ARRRRGH!
- Sly: NNNNGGG!
- Immortal: OH GOD! HRRRRRNG
- Sly: AAAAAAAA
- Kevin: Oh my god.
- Sly: That huuuurrrrt.
- Kevin: Oh god, Steven help.
- Steven: Close your eyes, Porkchop!